Twas the night before Christmas and all through the House
Right wingers are slurring, Obama’s a louse
The mocking begun, intending to scare
In hopes their disgust would soon be laid bare
Lobbyists all smug in their states crimson Red
Plotting escape from the dems they all dread
In shock disbelief from their election night zap
They’d just settled plans to get congress back
With Palin long gone, arose the mad hatter
It’s dirty Dick Cheney, full of mad blather
Away to the Veeper’s top secret stash
Tore open his checkbook, filled with GOP cash
There’s no time to rest, there are rumors to sow
With swift boat veterans, it’s on with the show
But tiny
Karl Rove's, vendetta and fearA political genius, at old party tricks
He knew right away, to get in his licks
Fast and illegal Rove’s couriers came
And he whistled and shouted and loudly proclaimed
Now Romney, Now Rumsfeld, Now Rudy and Jindal
On Crist, On Pawlenty, On Libby and McConnell
So up to the House-top conservatives flew
For a ruthless payback, that's long overdue
They’re plan, it was shocking, they needed a jerk
Lieberman helped with his own dirty work
Liberal dems they need to dispose
Hillary, Kerry, Teddy must go
Rumors, innuendo, to make them all bristle
Conservatives took aim at the lard and the gristle
And I heard them exclaim, to Ann Coulter's delight
Wait till 2012, when we're back for a fight!
(Up next: The Democrats respond)
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